Lifelong Eldest Daughter Unpaid Internship Sticker

In charge since age seven. Still waiting for the paycheck. The Lifelong Eldest Daughter Unpaid Internship Holographic Sticker is a badge of honor for every firstborn who has served as crisis manager, therapist, babysitter, mediator, and emotional support human — all before finishing middle school. Bold, sparkly, and painfully accurate, this holographic die-cut vinyl sticker shines beautifully in the light and holds up against scratches, rain, and everyday use — made for laptops, water bottles, planners, and car windows. A perfect gift for fellow eldest daughters who know where every family document lives and are still waiting for their hazard pay.