Zack, the Ug Chug Mug

Don't mind Zack - he's just overstimulated from all of the sugary goodness he just managed to consume. Most of the time, Zack follows a strict regimen of protein powder, kale, and chia seeds. But every now and then, he allows himself a much-needed cheat day, which he seems to recently have done. On those fateful days, Zack usually begins with a stack of white flour, butter-smothered, syrup-laden pancakes washed down with an ice cold glass of soda, and he just sees where the day takes him from there. Sometimes it's a banana split kind of day and sometimes it's more of a burger and beer sort of thing.  Aside from his propensity to cheat on his diet, Zack is also a fantastic beverage holder. He was first thrown on the pottery wheel and his eyes and features were made and added by hand. He's made from cone 10 stoneware, so he's very durable and is even safe to use in the microwave and dishwasher. Zack is about 3.75" tall and 3.25" wide and holds about 12 ounces. He is finished with a food-