Bacon Periodic Table Mouse Pad

This mousepad has many useful features: It makes your mouse track really well, much better than the mouse would track on an actual piece of bacon. It shows any doubters that bacon is an intellectual food, as noted in the Periodic Table of Elements. It will not be eaten by crazed bacon-lovers.  They may nibble on it a bit, but not enough to do any real damage. It will make your bacon-loving friends extremely jealous. It will also scare away bacon-haters. In case of a flood, it would keep your mouse dry. What more could you ask for in a mousepad? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Size: 7.75" x 9.25" Fabric top for easy mousing Rubber bottom to prevent slipping