861W Ethernet Security Router

The Cisco 861W Ethernet Security Router is an enterprise class router, just as it sounds. But did you also know that it just might be humanity’s savior? Hear us out. We know that portraying an enterprise class network appliance as if it has a messiah complex isn’t cool. But we think that it has the guts to take on the army of bloodthirsty space pelicans that are about invade our atmosphere any day now. Yes, such creatures do exist out there in the far reaches of our galaxy. The space pelicans have been watching earth for centuries now, waiting for the most opportunistic time to strike and disrupt humanity’s evolution so they can start creating human/pelican hybrids to re-populate our planet. We cannot allow this to happen, so we’re putting all of our faith and trust in the Cisco 861W Ethernet Security Router to prevent this from happening. Are you feeling overwhelmed? Don’t be. Just breath deeply and gaze at the pictures we’ve posted of the Cisco 861W Ethernet Security Router for comfort. You don’t have to be scared of extraterrestrial waterfowl swooping down and stealing bits of your DNA for their ghastly genetic experiments. Just focus on how this fixed-configuration router can save the world by providing secure voice and data solutions to businesses everywhere over Fast Ethernet and ADSL2/2+WAN links. It has the mighty powers of firewall, VPN encryption, and optional 802.11g/n LAN mobility. So never fear. The Cisco 861W Ethernet Security Router. Down with Space Pelicans!