Adtran TA624 T1 TDM W/24 FXS PORTS ( 4203624L1#TDM )

While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of 4203624L1#TDM by ADTRAN, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike.Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo.Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) - but we'll be close by if you need any additional help with the ADTRAN 4203624L1#TDM. Feel free to look ar