Audio Technica AT841UG Omnidirectional Boundary Microphone

One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of AT841UG by Audio Technica. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys.You know what we hate? Crummy cop-out endings. You can't lead with smoke monsters, polar bears, and a tropical island capable of time travel and then end with "oh yeah - it was basically all a dream." What a disappointment! That's why we carefully screen all our inventory to ensure *you* end up with the New product happy-ending you were expecting.Now sometimes finding the answers you seek involves joining up with a motley band of dwarves, stealing a precious ring from a cannibalistic quasi-human cave-dwelling creature, and nearly getting roasted alive by a cruise-ship-sized fire-breathing dragon. Other times, you can just ask. We're big fans of just asking.We're off to count our inventory of Audio Technica AT841UG again. You can never be too accurate! Holler if you need us.