Avaya 32-Button Expansion Module (DBM32)

You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to get our hands on the DBM32 by Avaya. Let's just say it involved a pair of ambiguously amorous FBI agents, their chain-smoking and conspiratorially corrupt superior, and suspicion of extra terrestrial activity. Just our typical day at the office!We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.While the technology employed by this item is decidedly advanced, we can confirm that it was not covertly designed by the Cylons as a backdoor into our global defense systems. If you have any other grave concerns about this item, please let us know.We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Avaya DBM32 (or anything else!).