Cisco 6961W Unified IP Phone

While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of CP-6961-W-K9= by Cisco, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike. Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo. Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask! If you need us for anything (Cisco CP-6961-W-K9= related or otherwise!) we'll be down the hall making sure Jarvis isn't overrun again by an alien uber AI.