Cisco 9951 Charcoal Unified IP Phone with Slimline Handset

The Cisco CP-9951-CL-CAM-K9 Charcoal Unified IP Phone with Slimline Handset ain’t your average IP phone. True, it may look like the standard, ordinary IP phone you’d find sitting on your desk at work. That’s what it’s designed to look like. That’s what they want you to think it is. But dig a little deeper and you’ll discover that the Cisco CP-9951-CL-CAM-K9 Charcoal Unified IP Phone serves a greater purpose - and a darker function. The truth is, the Cisco CP-9951-CL-CAM-K9 Charcoal Unified IP Phone isn’t a telephone. It’s intended to be a powerful weapon, a doomsday device. An appliance that will unleash an entire army of android replicants that look like Natalie Imbruglia upon the world. Yes, Natalie Imbruglia. Perhaps the most prominent singer/songwriter one-hit-wonders from the late ‘90s. She gave the world “Torn”, one of the most requested karaoke songs ever recorded. Now an army of robot soldiers made in her image will tear our world apart. But...why? Who is the evil mastermind b