Juniper SRX210HE2 Services Gateway Enhanced

One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of SRX210HE2 by Juniper Networks. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys. You know what we hate? Crummy cop-out endings. You can't lead with smoke monsters, polar bears, and a tropical island capable of time travel and then end with "oh yeah - it was basically all a dream." What a disappointment! That's why we carefully screen all our inventory to ensure *you* end up with the New product happy-ending you were expecting. While the technology employed by this item is decidedly advanced, we can confirm that it was not covertly designed by the Cylons as a backdoor into our global defense systems. If you have any other grave concerns about this item, please let us know. A new shipment of droids has just arrived and we must head over to inspect them. Call out if we can still be of assistance with the Juniper Networks SRX210HE2 or anything else!