Cisco Linksys E2500 (N600) Advanced Simultaneous Dual-Band Wireless-N Router

You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to get our hands on the E2500-NP by Linksys. Let's just say it involved a pair of ambiguously amorous FBI agents, their chain-smoking and conspiratorially corrupt superior, and suspicion of extra terrestrial activity. Just our typical day at the office!Hey - do you ever feel like big brother is watching you - wherever you go? We kind of think that's how our inventory feels. You know - if it *could* feel. Only new inventory here - anything else "disappears" in the night. Isn't that right Winston?Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Linksys E2500-NP (or anything else!).