Trendnet TE100S5Pplus 5-port Fast Ethernet Switch

We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the TE100S5PPLUS by TRENDnet. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo.Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!We're heading back in time for a bit to ensure the machines don't win. If you need help with the TRENDnet TE100S5PPLUS (or anything else) and find we're already gone, just leave us a note and make sure to write down the exact date and time. When we pop back in to the present we'll check the date and time on your note and