Vulcan VS104M Multimedia Shades with Integrated Camcorder, Camera and Audio Player

We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the VS104M by Vulcan. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where - thankfully - everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night.Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!We're heading back in time for a bit to ensure the machines don't win. If you need help with the Vulcan VS104M (or anything else) and find we're already gone, just leave us a note and make sure to write down the exact date a