Yamaha RX-V671 7.1-Channel Network AV Receiver

You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to get our hands on the RX-V671BL by Yamaha. Let's just say it involved a pair of ambiguously amorous FBI agents, their chain-smoking and conspiratorially corrupt superior, and suspicion of extra terrestrial activity. Just our typical day at the office!Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.A seeker of truth you say? We'll tell you what we know. Steer clear of the confessors, though - nothing but trouble that lot.We're off to count our inventory of Yamaha RX-V671BL again. You can never be too accurate! Holler if you need us.