TL;DR Death Metal Shirt

TL;DR Death Metal Shirt

$30.00
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Too busy rocking out 🀘 to sift through endless walls of text πŸ“š? Get straight to the point with our "TL;DR Death Metal" teeβ€”the shirt for those who say, "It was just too long to read, but look, I've got the shirt!" πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. Features: Ultra-soft cotton blend 🌱: As comfortable as ignoring a 1000-word user agreement πŸ“œ. Durable Design πŸ› οΈ: Engineered to survive more 'Skip Intros' than you can count 🎬. Hardcore Print 😈: Because your time is too precious for filler content πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. Why You Need This: Ever found yourself stuck in a meeting that could have been an email πŸ“§? This shirt feels you πŸ™Œ. Want to be the meta-commentary at the next book club gathering where no one actually read the book πŸ“–? Here's your ticket 🎟️. For the rebels 😎, the speed-readers πŸ€“, and everyone who believes "efficiency" should be the real MVP πŸ†. Act Now: Get your "TL;DR Death Metal" tee before it becomes a long read of missed opportunities ⏳. Attention spans are short, but our shirt's quality and style are timeless βŒ›.

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