Oscar Wilde T-Shirt

Earnest fans of Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde rejoice, for he has joined the Novel-T league. The youthful catcher seems almost never to age, although there have been reports that his image on his baseball cards have become mysteriously altered over the years... From: "The Importance of Being Shortstop" Catcher. You really love me, Gwendolen? Gwendolen. Passionately! Catcher. Darling! You dont know how happy youve made me. Gwendolen. My own shortstop! Catcher. But you dont really mean to say that you couldnt love me I didn't play shortstop? Gwendolen. But you do play shortstop. Catcher. Yes, I know I do. But supposing I played something else? Do you mean to say you couldnt love me then? Gwendolen.[Glibly.] Ah! that is clearly a metaphysical speculation, and like most metaphysical speculations has very little reference at all to the actual facts of real life, as we know them. Catcher. Personally, darling, to speak quite candidly, I dont much care about playing shortstop . . . I do