The Golden Pineapple

Feel like a god wielding a golden sword with this pocket-sized pineapple opener. Unlock refreshing treasures that will quench your thirst. So long pain from opening a bottle. Not once will you have pain from this pineapple. Come on, how cool is it to tell someone you can open bottles with a pineapple?!? Buy one for something pretty or several as a hoard to stash around in case of emergencies. You never know when you want a drink!