I picked this for you myself Birthday Card

Ah yes, the perfect birthday card for someone who appreciates sophisticated humor (or just has a really strong stomach). The front features a charming little kid digging for treasure with the caption, “I picked this for you myself.” But don’t worry—it’s not that kind of gift. The inside reassures them: “The card, I mean. Happy Birthday.” It’s gross, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to get at least one snort-laugh. Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who still finds boogers funny (so, basically everyone). Includes envelope. Made in the USA