Zohmbie Gnome (Retired)

How were zombies originally created? Some folks believe that a zombie is a corpse reanimated by voodoo magic. Other people swear that zombies were resurrected in a lab by mad scientists like Dr. Frankenstein. In our technologically advanced New Millennium, most folks now believe that zombies are the product of biochemical warfare, radiation, virus mutations, or a scientific accident. Since Gnomes are already magical creatures, it only took an errant shot of human bug spray, intended to kill wasps, to turn our surprised and chemically-sensitive gnome into a brain craving fiend! Becoming undead slowed our nimble gnome down -- especially when an eye rolled out of its socket -- but gnomes are incredibly strong and completely unstoppable. Soon, our ZOHMBIE Gnome had bitten and eaten the brains of every field mouse, sparrow, cricket, and frog in the vicinity and, still hungry, he headed home to his family. You can guess the rest. Every animal, bird, and fellow gnome that was bitten became