Goblin Damned Tee

"Art thou a spirit of health or a goblin damned?" That is the question posed by 1847 gothic horror story Varney the Vampire. And it's the best question I’ve ever heard. Because sometimes I’m jogging, I’m eating vegetables, breakfast is a smoothie and I am a spirit of health. But last night -- no lie -- I ate Cheetos for dinner and fell asleep in jean shorts and am a goblin damned. I’ve never appreciated a dichotomy more. From episode Vampirology (VAMPIRES) with Dr. Jeff Holdeman. • Solid colors 100% ring-spun cotton • Heather colors 52% cotton 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed construction Please be sure to measure and choose your size accordingly. These shirts are printed just for you when you order, so we aren't able to exchange or return items. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Care guide: To avoid fadin