TACO Series: Kickstand of Cowardice Action Figure Tee | Trump Parody Shirt | Political Satire | XS-5XL

TACO Series: “Kickstand of Cowardice” Action Figure Tee | Trump Parody Shirt | Political Satire | XS–5XL ⚠️ Warning: Not suitable for actual leadership. Meet the collectible nobody asked for — the TACO: Kickstand of Cowardice tee, starring a parody action figure of Trump as the ultimate soft-shell coward. Sealed in mock blister-pack packaging with a blank stare, rubber chicken sidekick, and accessories of avoidance, this hilarious political tee skewers fragility, fear, and false bravado all in one crispy shell. The first drop from our TACO Collection (Trump Always Chickens Out), this design blends retro toy nostalgia with biting modern commentary. It's a must-wear for political satirists, protest-goers, and anyone tired of the tantrum-era. 👕 Shirt Features • Super-soft Bella+Canvas tee: made with 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) • Unisex retail fit – flattering on all bodies, classic crewneck • Tapered shoulders and side seams for a durable, tailored