I Think Therefore I Drink

Rene Descartes was a 17th Century French Philosopher and Mathematician who famously wrote in Latin "Cogito ergo sum" , "I Think Therefore I Am". Groucho takes humorous license with the Great Metaphysical Philosopher to offer you a shirt that is worthy for your next visit to the neighborhood watering hole, or your psychiatrist. A quality 6oz , 100%  Preshrunk Cotton T , featuring a Tear Away Label , Double Needle Sleeve and Hem, Seamless Double Needle 7/8" Collar , and a Taped Neck and Shoulders.