Cato's Cuppa: A Stoic Sip (Tea/Giftset)

A stern, spiced tonic for those who’d rather perish on principle than sip mediocrity. This tea doesn’t soothe—it strengthens. Sarsaparilla Root Dark, spiced backbone. For righteous bitterness and iron-willed stamina. Calamus Root Bracing, slightly acrid, heightens mental clarity and fortitude. Ginger Root A fire that rises from the belly. Clean, sharp heat. Rosemary For memory, integrity, and cold, clear discipline. Cinnamon Chips Adds structure and warmth to the bite. A backbone spice. Sage For discernment, and the wisdom to hold the line. Linden A whisper of softness so the bitterness doesn’t overwhelm—like the flicker of hope beneath a Stoic’s armor. Brewing Instructions Use 1 heaping tsp per 8 oz boiling water Steep 8–10 minutes, covered Optional: simmer gently for a decoction-style strength fit for oratory Tasty Notes Bold, root-forward with spicy edges. Sarsaparilla and calamus give it a deep, strange resonance—like drinking from a chalice carved of ironwo