Old Man Tom's Grumpy Black Women's Skater Dress

Ladies, here's a dress that'll look great but won't do you much good - this skater dress. It's made of an 83% polyester, 17% spandex blend, and is sure to stretch out in no time. But hey, it looks nice.. because that's my face! And you can't put a price on style... Well, I guess you can: it costs money. .: Material: 83% polyester, 17% spandex - I guess.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (290 g/m²)) - Seems to make sense.: Mid-length shows your legs - supposedly.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white) - whatever that means.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts - that's nice.: *Asymmetrical skirt (in places could be longer or shorter) - look at me using big words sometimes   XS S M Chest width, in 15 16 17.5 Length, in 35 36 36.5 L XL Chest width, in 18.5 20.5 Length, in 36 36.5