Old Man Tom's "I Can Read It" Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

What in tarnation is this world coming to? A t-shirt that's "soft-style"? Back in my day, t-shirts were made of rough, scratchy material and we liked it that way! But I suppose some folks like their clothes to be all soft and cuddly. This unisex soft-style t-shirt is made from "very soft materials" - 100% cotton for solid colors and polyester for heather colors and sports grey. What's wrong with good old-fashioned cotton? I don't need no fancy-schmancy materials. They say the shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. I don't even know what twill tape is, but apparently it's supposed to be a big deal. And get this - there are no side seams! Well, whoop-de-doo. I guess that's supposed to make it more comfortable or something. And the collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. Curling damage? What on earth are they talking about? It's a t-shirt, not a work of art! But hey, if you're one of those softies who needs a t-shirt that feels like a baby's bottom, I su