Blazing Saddles Beard Oil & Hair Elixir

Saunter that coiffure into a room with the confidence of a rugged, roguish cowboy accompanied by eagles carrying pearl-grip six-shooters filled with bullets made of sheer animal magnetism. What does it smell like? This quick-absorbing  bottle of badassery rides shotgun with the scent of leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life. What is this beard elixir? Soothes even the wildest bird nest of scraggly beard, while smelling absolutely divine. Is it good for head hairs? YES!!! Can be used as beard oil, but also makes a great hair oil for both women and men. It is the pinnacle of grooming products for both genders (pinnacle-ness not guaranteed.)It's the scent that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets' fiddle about all night long. What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about