The Cursed Cowboy Lotion

This seductive and sweet yet devilishly spicy, clove and campfire lotion is something special. It was a morning not unlike this morning. The air was breathlessly still, with only the whirring of the ineffective fan and the rush of a running shower. Like a spicy apparition, the scent of the Cursed Cowboy filled the bathroom. Surrounded by smells of campfire and clove, the monster opened its eyes and staggered forth into the world. This lotion could RAISE THE DEAD. 8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways). Water, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Butrospermum parkii (Shea Butter), Emulsifying Wax NF, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Capriylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Fragrance 8 oz of silky goodness.