Have a fever for Rubber Chickens? Your prescription has been filled

Who needs more cowbell? Your fever calls for a prescription filled by the likes of Dr. Fozzie (Dr. Fozzie D Bear, of course). This is ONE (1) glass jar with a flock of 25 Cluckies for you to use however you want! Share them with friends, family, loved ones, particularly hilarious servers, unsuspecting co-workers... They'll bring joy to everyone! It's bockin' ridiculous. You need 'em right now! Yes, they do come with the little prescription thing, but we don't recommend taking this to your doctor for a second opinion. If you're asking yourself why a little indy soap company would be selling rubber chickens, we answered that in a video.