“I’m Not Mer-Made for This” Holographic Sticker – Funny Waterproof Vinyl Gift for Laptops, Water Bottles & Planners

✨ For anyone riding the holiday chaos wave with zero energy left to swim. This cheeky holographic vinyl sticker says what we’re all thinking: I’m not mer-made for this. Designed by LA-based artist Reesa, it pairs burnout humor with shimmery, mermaidcore magic. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or planner to add a little sparkle to the seasonal overwhelm. Perfect as a small holiday gift, stocking stuffer, or mood-booster for friends who are doing their best (barely). ✨ Why You’ll Love It• Holographic finish – waterproof, weatherproof, and ridiculously shiny• Relatable mermaid energy – burnout, but make it cute• Durable + long-lasting – stands up to coffee runs and daily commutes• Perfect gift size – 3" x 2.5" for laptops, water bottles, and planners• Artist-designed – illustrated by Reesa in Los Angeles 🎁 Perfect For• Holiday stocking stuffers for friends, coworkers, or college students• Funny burnout gifts for teachers, baristas, and overworked besties• Mermaidcore lovers, coast