You're Not Old, You're A Classic - Birthday Card

Celebrate their big day with a card that’s as timeless as they are! The You’re Not Old, You’re A Classic Birthday Card is the perfect mix of retro cool and dad-joke humor, featuring a hand-illustrated vinyl record, cassette tape, and even a vintage iPod to deliver a punny birthday greeting that never goes out of style. Printed with rich, vibrant inks on thick matte stock with a velvety soft-touch finish, this A2 card (4.25 x 5.5 inches) is as smooth as your favorite throwback playlist. The inside is blank, giving you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt message (or another cheesy joke). Each card comes with a coordinating euro-flap envelope for a polished finishing touch. Every design is hand-lettered and illustrated in Denver, CO—no fonts, no stock graphics, just original art packed with personality. Plus, each card is packaged in eco-friendly, compostable sleeves, so it’s as kind to the planet as it is clever. Perfect for milestone birthdays, music lovers, and the kings of dad j