Duke Cannon's "Hirsute Man's Essentials" Kit - Because your hair has unionized and demands respect!

Duke Cannon’s Hirsute Man’s Essentials Kit Gimme a Head with Hair... and the gear to keep it legendary. For the man whose hairline doesn’t retreat — it advances. This one’s for the follicle-forward fellow — the man with a mane worth maintaining, a crown worth commanding. Whether it’s a wave of thick, well-styled locks or the rugged terrain of a beard in progress, the Hirsute Man’s Essentials Kit has everything you need to keep it clean, styled, and battle-ready. Inside the kit: Tactical Scrubber – Military-grade soap pouch built for full-body scrubbing operations. Big A$$ Brick of Soap – Naval Diplomacy – Bold blue bar with old-school honor and sharp, crisp scent. Shamrock THICK Body Wash – Wicked minty and shockingly real. Like Irish spring water with a caffeine kick. Midnight Swim 2-in-1 Hair Wash – Sea grass, sandalwood, and simplified function. Shampoo and conditioner, no nonsense. Trench Warfare Antiperspirant – Superior – Fresh water + citrus scent with maximum sweat defense. Ene