I Cannot Brain Today I Has The Dumb Tee

Ever have one of those days where your brain just… clocks out without telling you? We feel you—because “I Cannot Brain Today I Has The Dumb” is more than a mood, it’s a lifestyle. If overthinking is your cardio and sarcasm is your side hustle, this tee was made for your kind of chaos. Meet your new go-to funny shirt: a daily dose of honesty you can wear. Whether you’re battling the Monday blahs or unleashing your inner meme queen, this top is all about embracing the “meh” moments with a wink and a grin. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s an emotional support tee for when you’re running on caffeine and vibes. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute