I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected Tee

Ever wish you could put your inner sarcasm on speakerphone? Now you can—without moving your lips! We’ve all been there: your patience is running on fumes, someone’s talking (at you, not to you), and all you can manage is a polite smile. Why not let your tee handle the heavy lifting? 😏 Meet your new not-so-secret weapon: the “I Have Selective Hearing I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected” Tee. Slip it on, and instantly broadcast that hilarious truth we all feel. This funny shirt for women serves up pure comedy and confidence, delivering the perfect mix of comfort and attitude for those moments when you’d rather not repeat yourself. Trust us, it’s more than a tee—it’s a whole mood. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vib