Two Things I Know I Can Make Tee

Ever wish your wardrobe could just read the room for you? Same. Introducing the tee that’s a little sassy, a little sweet, and always ready to spill the tea—without you saying a word. Because honestly, some days you need your outfit to say, “I woke up like this… and yes, I’m making it look easy.” Meet your new go-to: the Two Things I Know I Can Make Tee. This funny shirt for women is here to spark laughs and boost confidence—whether you’re slaying the carpool lane or powering through Monday meetings with a side of side-eye. Because being comfortable in your own skin (and your clothes) is the best feeling ever. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy