Why Is Being Alive So Expensive Tee

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature. Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look. Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation. Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin Why Is Being Alive So Expensive – Women’s Statement T-Shirt Breathing? $0. Existing? Somehow $300 a week and rising. This tee is for the women doing mental math every time they blink—because apparently, simply being alive now comes with a price tag. Soft, snarky, and painfully relatable, this shirt captures the modern struggle of keeping up with rent, groceries, gas, and your sanity. Whether you're budgeting with a calculator and a prayer or just embracing the absurdity of it all, this tee