RACCOON UNISEX HOODIE

Ever looked at a raccoon and thought, “Wow. That’s me, spiritually”? Well, now you can be the raccoon. This ultra soft unisex hoodie is here to wrap you in warmth, wit, and a whisper of dumpster diving mischief. It’s cozy enough for cuddle season, bold enough for brunch selfies, and just chaotic enough to say, “Yes, I ate pizza at 2 a.m. with my hands. Like a champ.” Featuring a slick minimalist raccoon graphic with just enough edge to make people say, “Where’d you get that?” to which you’ll casually respond with a wink and walk away before answering. Classic. Perfect for those who run on iced coffee, questionable life choices, and good vibes. Highlights:   Pre shrunk cotton blend (feels like a hug from a slightly reckless best friend) Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or stolen fries Gender neutral fit because style doesn’t do labels Machine washable because you will spill something on it   So go ahead embrace your inner raccoon. Be proud. Be cozy. Be slightly suspicious of au