Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting Card! Perhaps she's dealing with a pecker of an ex, or stress just seems to flock to her. Make light of the situation with the cheeky pun of this sweary intervention card! Calm Your Tits Greeting Card Indispensable wisdom from one feathered friend to another Featuring a hand-drawn illustration of two yellow tit birds suggesting you calm the f*ck down already with some punny slang Eco-friendly and handmade by a small company Made in the USA. This card measures 5.5 inches x 4.25 inches, is letterpress printed on heavy French Paper Co. card stock and includes a recycled brown kraft paper envelope. Have fun supporting a small business with snarky Calm Your Tits everyday greeting card!