I'm Done Dillin With You....Only From The Mouth of a Pickle

This will bring laughter for years when this towel is used.  When the Pickle has had it, the Pickle has had it!  This best-selling pickle has found its place in kitchens all over the United States. 350 gsm, waffle pattern, microfiber towel will prove to have amazing absorbency and great drying power.  It will not push and move the hidden uglies in the house, it will trap them in the texture and leave nothing but a dry shine behind. 16" x 24" makes this a perfect kitchen or bathroom size. Want to know more about this amazing towel? You are about to meet BTE (the BEST TOWEL EVER) and it will change your life experiences! Say goodbye to using multiple paper towels.  Now you can clean with character over and over.  Even if you don’t do it for the environment, once you use my towel, you will understand why I call them the BEST TOWELS EVER!  A towel this amazing must have a name, so I will refer to it as BTE, of course, that is short for the BEST TOWEL EVER :-) Chores like drying dishes will