The Ten Days of Christmas, Make Your Girlfriends Laugh, Best White Elephant Gift

You are entering the naughty zone...Adult Humor isn't for everyone, if it is for you...Be the White Elephant master or never have to play again.  The ten days of Christmas penis style! WAIT! What if I told you this meeting was fate?  You are about to meet BTE (the BEST TOWEL EVER) and it will change your life experiences! Say goodbye to using multiple paper towels.  Now you can clean with character over and over.  Even if you don’t do it for the environment, once you use my towel, you will understand why I call them the BEST TOWELS EVER!  A towel this amazing must have a name, so I will refer to it as BTE, of course, that is short for the BEST TOWEL EVER :-) Chores like drying dishes will never be the same AND, the best part yet, you can EXPRESS YOURSELF with a permanent image that won’t peel or crack!  Gasp, right?  What is this BTE and why in the world does it matter? BTE is a waffle pattern, microfiber towel.  It is approximately 16” x 24” in size, weighs approximately 4.0-4.5 oz,