“It Was Just the Tip” Father’s Day Tee

Now It’s a Lifetime Subscription. Whoops. Celebrate fatherhood the way it actually happened — with poor judgment and permanent consequences. This bold two-sided tee says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying: you thought it was just the tip… but now you’re shelling out for snacks, soccer practice, and therapy. 👕 Front chest: “It Was Just the Tip” — classy.👨👧 Back: Proud dad silhouette + “Now It’s a Lifetime Subscription” — reality check. Perfect for: Cookouts where grandma can’t read fast enough Trolling your kids on Father’s Day Reminder to your friends to wrap it up Printed on ultra-comfy cotton that’s soft enough to wipe away your tears of responsibility.