Fuckflake Ornament

Your tree may look sweet and sparkly—but get close and this snowflake drops an f-bomb. Engraved with fuck front and center, it’s holiday decor with attitude: equal parts festive and foul-mouthed. Laser-cut from clear acrylic, it catches the lights like a proper ornament but keeps the sass dialed all the way up. Lightweight, sturdy, and engraved (not printed), it’s built to outlast every office party, white elephant swap, and side-eye from Grandma. At about 3.75" across, each piece is handmade with crisp details and a polished finish. Whether you gift it, hang it, or sneak it onto someone else’s tree, this curse word ornament is guaranteed to get a laugh—and maybe a double take.