“Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s” – 15 oz Ceramic Mug

🐎 Slow Down, Whippersnapper — I’m from the 1900s! ☕️ Feeling personally attacked by TikTok trends and slang you need a translator for?Sip your coffee with dignity from the mug that says what we’re all thinking: “Please be patient with me… I’m from the 1900s.” ☕ Mug Specs: Capacity: 15 ounces – because 11oz just won’t cut it for people raised on black coffee and dial-up. Material: High-quality ceramic – sturdy enough to survive the dishwasher and your childhood memories of rewinding VHS tapes. Design: A vintage horse-and-buggy motif, perfect for dramatic sighs and passive-aggressive eye rolls. 🎁 Ideal for: Gen X, Xennials and Millennials-with-back-pain Birthday gifts for the "back in my day" crowd Anyone who remembers when “streaming” meant something was leaking Add to cart now and show the world you come from a time when phones had cords, and being social required leaving the house. 🧓 #ImFromThe1900s #MugLife #ChronicallyOffline #SipSlowRideFaster