Outlaw Home On The Range Body Lotion

There's no place like home... until now. Smells of juicy blackberries, fresh laundry, and just-cut grass. No paperwork! Actualize your true human potential! Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils). Could change your life! This creamy lotion is made with high-quality natural oils (‘erls’ if you’re from the Old West, which that Ancestry website told us you are). Your boots in the grass. A light breeze guides you on your way. And yet there’s nowhere in particular to be. The comforting scent of laundry wafts across the yard. You pick some late-season berries, so ripe and juicy you have to lick your fingertips like a kitten lapping up milk. It’s your day. It’s where you belong. And it’s all okay.