How to Pet a Cat

How to Pet a Cat is a cute, handy, and hilariously accurate illustrated guide designed to teach devoted human companions exactly how (and how not) to pet their feline overlords correctly. This unique instruction book translates the numerous and highly specific opinions cats have about physical affection into over 20 easy-to-follow tips and tricks, ranging from "The Booty Lift Pet" to the "I Need That Catnip on My Desk Yesterday Pet." Its charming, compact design makes it the purrfect educational and lighthearted addition to any cat lover’s home, ensuring you learn to be the person your cat truly wants you to be. Over 100 pages of funny, relatable, and informative cat-petting instructions. The content explores key feline body language and preferences, offering bonus insights into cat sounds and educational reasons why a cat loves a face pet but rejects a belly rub. The instructions are illustrated throughout with charming, goofy, and full-color diagrams and art. The book is reco