I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats is the internationally bestselling, hilarious, and insightful collection of tongue-in-cheek poetry that perfectly captures the demanding, obsessive, and ultimately lovable nature of the feline friend. This unique humor book translates the inner workings of the cat psyche—from territorial claims to disdain for dogs—into witty, relatable, and sometimes slightly salty verse. Its charming, mini coffee table book design makes it an ideal, enchanting addition to any cat lover's home, guaranteeing endless entertainment as readers recognize their own pet's singular quirks on every page. 128 pages of sublimely funny, often exasperating, snarky humor. The content explores classic feline obsessions with titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs." Poems are illustrated throughout by a collection of adorable and goofy full-color photographs of the cat "authors." The book i