n00b (noun) — Overconfident, Underqualified Tee

This design breaks down the ancient gamer term “n00b” with the kind of dry, dictionary-style seriousness that makes the insult hit even harder. The clean typeface delivers a perfectly straight-faced definition of that one player who insists they’re “high level,” “elite,” or “totally pro,” yet somehow manages to drag the entire team into the abyss. It’s scholarly. It’s savage. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in minimalist typography for anyone who has ever suffered the chaos of a loud, proud, and hopelessly terrible teammate. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place a