The Gay Ole Mystery Plant Bundle

Because surprises are better when they’re green and a little dirty. Think of this as plant roulette — you order, we pick, you squeal. Each Mystery Plant Bundle is stuffed with a lush, hand-selected mix of happy, healthy plants that will always be worth more than what you pay. No two bundles are the same, and the amount of plants will vary depending on the mood of our greenhouse that day (and maybe how much caffeine we’ve had). Specific plants? Sorry, babe — we can’t promise what’s inside. That’s what makes it mysterious. 🌱✨ Pick Your Bundle Sprout Bundle – $39.99A lil’ taste of the green life. Perfect for the plant-curious or gifting to that friend who says they kill every plant. (We believe in them anyway.) Leafy Love Bundle – $79.99A cozy handful of leafy darlings to fluff up your space without breaking the bank — or your windowsill. Jungle Starter Bundle – $129.99For when you want to feel like you live in a rainforest but your rent says otherwise. Lush Life Bundle – $189.99Go b