Crappy Birthday WorkoutWit Shorts - Dark Grey

Tired of trying to sculpt that perfect posterior? Look no further! Our Crappy Birthday WorkoutWit Shorts come equipped with our state-of-the-art Bootylicious Bubble Enhancer. It's like having two helium balloons strapped to your derriere, giving you that enviable Kim Kardashian lift. Watch heads turn as you wobble your way through squats, giving everyone a reason to say, "Butt, seriously, those shorts are a gas!" Crappy Features:🍑 Bootylicious Bubble Enhancer🔊 Inexplicably Loud Velcro Pockets💦 Anti-Moisture Wannabe Technology Product Description:Material: 100% polyesterMedium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (290 g/m²))Printed-in size and care labelSeam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Size Chart XS S M L XL Waist width, cm 30.48 - 33.02 35.56 - 38.10 38.10 - 40.64 43.18 - 45.72 45.72 - 48.26 Hips width, cm 40.64 44.45 48.26 53.34 57.15 Inseam length, cm 33.02 35.05 36.58 38.86 44.20