Hibiscus Tank Top

GAP tank top from the 90s. Hibiscus pattern. Sleeveless. Stretches. Size large. I once dated a man who made six figures but still asked me to split a $7 tank of gas. He made six figures, but Venmo requested me $3 for laundry, $2.75 for the bus, and $2 for a cookie all in one day. He made six figures but complained if I served myself a little too much cereal, smoked a little too much from his pen, or took a bigger bite than I should have out of his burger. He made six figures, and I made one figure, but none of that mattered because what is chivalry, anyway?  Well, let me tell you: chivalrous are the men who make less-figures! It's a conundrum indeed, and one I do not understand, but broke men make better boyfriends than bankers. No doubt about it. It was, after all, a broke-broke man who gave me this top! He wrapped it all nice and pretty and sent it to my apartment with a bouquet of hibiscus flowers flown in from Tahiti. Isn't that romantic? So romantic! The only problem is that he do