Lace Pinafore Dress

Handmade, baby blue pinafore dress from the 1980s. Wide, non-adjustable straps. Lace and ribbon details. Unlined, but not very see-through. No size tag, but fits like an XS/S. See measurements below.  Domesticity is the key to a man's heart and that's why men love me, because I am multifaceted. I am domestic-y (Mexican) but also addicted to pills (American). I can cook well but am oft too impatient to. I can manage the perfect balance between looking hot and not being too revealing. I can be a stone-cold bitch (Sorry, I'm a Leo) but am, nevertheless, wildly devoted to my friends, family, and sometimes the men I'm with (Like I said, a Leo). I can be sweet, too.  Equilibrium is key! Never let a man fully get to know you. Keep secrets. Put on a show. Leave him guessing. Be sane, level-headed, and polite, but pop the fuck off if you're disrespected. Don't play games, but do not get sloppy either. Always be one step ahead! The last tip I have for dealing with those animals is to wear this d